Shanghai Disney Drama :

Let me just say this y’all,

Disney magic always comes with a price…

That being said, I was certainly not expecting to pay this certain toll fee…fees. Ugh, for the love of all that is holy some people can really just act like complete trash. Here’s the Disney scented Tea:

(1) Woke up at 5:30 in the morning, after not being able to sleep till 2:00 am, to be able to take the metro over to the hotel the group I was going with was staying. (2) Besides, the one who works with me the entire group decided they wanted to leave an hour later and didn’t want to tell us till morning of… They were still late. (3) We finally get there and then we have security issues. Two of the boys need to buy their tickets at the gate but get stopped by the local security for trying to sneak in RMB15 alcohol into the park. That’s about 2.20$ they didn’t want to give up…at a children’s park. Then the two other girls didn’t know how to pick up tickets, so we had to take extra time to collect theirs…but the worst part comes next. (4) when my friend and I left to pick up my DAS pass (Disability Access Service- which is a lifesaver and amazing) they walked off. Not once did they respond to our Wechat messages about where they were. (5) We were polite enough to let them know we were thinking about leaving about an hour and a half before the park closes. They asked to wait an hour. (6) When the hour was up they said we had to hurry up to the front of the park (we were all the way at the back of the park)…. If you have any chronic illness or have ever done a full day at Disney you should know hurry up doesn’t happen at that point. There is just exhaustion. (7) THOSE CUNTS LEFT WITHOUT US. DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT AFTER 30+ MINUTES OF LOOKING FOR THEM AND WECHAT SPAMMING……

Y’all I am not that nice of a person. Especially when I am tired and cranky. I will probably fuck you up….

Lucky for the assholes we went with, after thanking G-d for one of us having enough cash to pay for a taxi home, finding a taxi home, finding a Starbucks that takes international cards and meeting a cute Chinese couple we got our butts home. The little bitches are very lucky…. They only got away with one polite message from me about their trash like behavior due to my companions uneasiness with speaking her feelings.

I hate trash like human beings…

I.L. Knight

P.s. Disney Shanghai was AMAZING. I had fun the entire day despite rude people. I would be glad to give y’all a list of recommendations if you want for another time.

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I’ll Make A Man Out Of You – Mulan

^the best version^

[ Image via Ama-Natto/Deviantart ]

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