Updates In Honor Of Things:

Hi Hi Y’all,

I’m baaack~~~

Let’s get the ball rolling with today’s 4 topics!

1: Star Vs. The Forces of Evil:

Ok guys, just so you know from jump I am a TomStar shipper. As amazing as the ending of the series was the loss of that and the loss of magic was just too much for my heart (even though everyone was crazy irresponsible and magic probably should of disappeared- poor all magical beings the Mewmans just murdered).

I have 0 ability to write healthy great inspiring friendships. Star and Marco to me was like the ultimate written pair of that inability I have. I didn’t see the need to have them have to be a couple. They could of stayed their own people. I will say, though, in any case based on the relationship Star had with Tom they should have broken up. Seriously, Disney that is not an appropriate example of a relationship to show children.

2: Game of Thrones:

Tonight is the final episode. This season has been a great concept awfully rushed and not fleshed out properly. I SWEAR TO G-D THAT IF THE LEAKS ARE TRUE AND BRAN BECOMES NIGHT KING I AM FLIPPING OUT. He would be a horrible disastrous unfit King.

I once again reaffirm that, besides Tyrion, Sansa is now my favorite character.

3. In Honor of HBO’s new series His Dark Materials, based off an amazing fantasy series written by Philip Pullman, I may be doing a short fan fiction for it:

The current rough draft idea is a young girl of a man who owns a bookshop on the border of the bad part of town and the okay part of town. The opening would be something like this:

The door opened quickly, revealing the sounds of bells and wind. A young girl with messy strawberry hair and mismatched school tights entered the dusty shop. The shop was both bigger than it seemed, as was the case of the entire old building, and smaller than it seemed due to the massive amounts of books stacked everywhere. The presence of a large lioness sleeping off in the side also effected the dimensions quite a bit.

“Dad.”

A tall salt and pepper haired man walked out from behind a doorway. A soft smile appearing on his face.

“You’re back sooner than expected.”

The girl huffed her way towards the counter. The tiny rat that had been hiding in her coat scuttled his way out of her clothes and onto the wood. His form shifting quite quickly into that of a bored looking lynx.

“There was no club activities today.”

He smile appeared to grow even gentler.

“I see. Do you want to help with the shop?”

She shook her head no.

“There doesn’t ever seem to really be a need too.”

The older gentleman faked a wince.

“Who taught you to be so mean to your father.”

“Certainly not mom.”

The gentle atmosphere turning somewhat somber and still.

“Neith.”

She looked down annoyed.

“I know, I know. She’s on an adventure.”

The room silent till she continued her words.

“What sort of adventure requires a child’s entire lifetime, though….”

Her father cracked a small smile.

“I imagine an adventure that is quite fun.”

4: Confessions Of A Teenage Poet:

It’s a sappy lame poetry book that y’all should check out! It is released late this week on Amazon Kindle!

I.L. Knight

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His Dark Materials – HBO Season 1 Trailer

A Tribute To Daemons

*Cover by the fabulous @melo_dekelsa *

Shanghai Disney Drama :

Let me just say this y’all,

Disney magic always comes with a price…

That being said, I was certainly not expecting to pay this certain toll fee…fees. Ugh, for the love of all that is holy some people can really just act like complete trash. Here’s the Disney scented Tea:

(1) Woke up at 5:30 in the morning, after not being able to sleep till 2:00 am, to be able to take the metro over to the hotel the group I was going with was staying. (2) Besides, the one who works with me the entire group decided they wanted to leave an hour later and didn’t want to tell us till morning of… They were still late. (3) We finally get there and then we have security issues. Two of the boys need to buy their tickets at the gate but get stopped by the local security for trying to sneak in RMB15 alcohol into the park. That’s about 2.20$ they didn’t want to give up…at a children’s park. Then the two other girls didn’t know how to pick up tickets, so we had to take extra time to collect theirs…but the worst part comes next. (4) when my friend and I left to pick up my DAS pass (Disability Access Service- which is a lifesaver and amazing) they walked off. Not once did they respond to our Wechat messages about where they were. (5) We were polite enough to let them know we were thinking about leaving about an hour and a half before the park closes. They asked to wait an hour. (6) When the hour was up they said we had to hurry up to the front of the park (we were all the way at the back of the park)…. If you have any chronic illness or have ever done a full day at Disney you should know hurry up doesn’t happen at that point. There is just exhaustion. (7) THOSE CUNTS LEFT WITHOUT US. DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT AFTER 30+ MINUTES OF LOOKING FOR THEM AND WECHAT SPAMMING……

Y’all I am not that nice of a person. Especially when I am tired and cranky. I will probably fuck you up….

Lucky for the assholes we went with, after thanking G-d for one of us having enough cash to pay for a taxi home, finding a taxi home, finding a Starbucks that takes international cards and meeting a cute Chinese couple we got our butts home. The little bitches are very lucky…. They only got away with one polite message from me about their trash like behavior due to my companions uneasiness with speaking her feelings.

I hate trash like human beings…

I.L. Knight

P.s. Disney Shanghai was AMAZING. I had fun the entire day despite rude people. I would be glad to give y’all a list of recommendations if you want for another time.

fiiix

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You – Mulan

^the best version^

[ Image via Ama-Natto/Deviantart ]